…” Anyways, I needed to plug in my phone and change so I went back to my room and realized I had a message on my “What’s App” (which I had downloaded at Genevieve’s request when I was in Paris). It was from the Egyptian “TSA”, if you will…
Of course I left it on the plane, jesus Summer…”
(fast forward)
“…I had mentioned before that blonde hair wasn’t exactly common here. Well, we’re just sitting there eating and Mory asks me if he can touch my hair lol… it’s sounds creepier than it was, really. But still fucking hilarious. So, I took my hair tie out and released the 3rd world monstrosity (no straightener, curling iron, products, etc…). I was about to say he probably thought it felt the same as any other hair he’d felt, all coarse from the climate and lack of stupid shit that we Americans spend an embarrassing amount of money on, and it dawned on me that it’s probably the fucking climate/environment that makes it different to begin with (if that makes any sense)…
Anyways, Mory is already messaging me to hurry-up. I had previously tried to explain to him that American woman are SLOW AF, but he obviously was too…” lol
A few minutes later he knocks at the door and Im like, you got my hair tie? He’s all confused and shit… anyways, long story short, I look at my phone a little later and realize my fucking stupid ass sent that to the Egyptian TSA people! FML.
I also realized that I accidently sent them another message the day before.
They never responded. Surprise surprise….”
(fast forward again)
When my stoned ass came back to the airport though, and asked about my book – I shit you not, about 15 of the employees gathered around a phone, about 15 feet from me, and proceeded to point and laugh. I couldn’t help but laugh either, that shit was funny lol. I deserved that one.
To top it off, I get this message when I arrive in LA.
When I go to Egypt again, I’m definitely hitting these fucker’s up lol.
A Single White Female 
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