Next Fiasco (Coming soon!)

I having been dreaming about my next shit show since the minute my broken-back-ass (not like the Mountain) made it back from NY. I’ve researched, soul-searched, and contemplated my budget…. Hahahahaha jk jk – that’s funny🤪

Anyways… I randomly booked my next trip today and I leave on April 30th! 

 

Where, might you ask?

 

Bitches, I goin’ to Belize!! Only 4 days, but still🤪🤪

 

 

I would first like to thank Kayak. You have been there through all my emotional journeys. Doesn’t matter if I’ve drank too much, missing dead people, need to escape, or just plain fucking bored, you always pull through and pull some shit out of your ass that saves the day.

 

Second, but no less important, is JUSTFLY.COM. Shit, I’ve only taken half my trips because I know I can press a button and I only have to pay like $30/mon, whether its the neighboring international airport or fucking Australia- I got this! 

 

And finally, I have to think my Employer for giving me 200 days off a year. Just Josh’n😜

 

I found a quaint little hostel on some island that I might stay at… The shits only like 15 bucks a night. 

 

On that note, you may be wondering how I afford to go on all these vacations… It’s because I stay at Hostel’s and shit. I don’t get fancy. And I don’t worry about it either. Shit works itself out. Oh, and I also don’t mind working a lot- that helps!

 

Stay tuned for updates!