Author: Summer Beshore

Next Fiasco Will Be Brought To You in Asia!!! Coming Soon!

https://www.youtube.com/live/gwSO8WXTtNc?si=3rAUq2whiX3Hq2DH 1761247800  days  hours  minutes  secondsuntilSingapore 1761421800  days  hours  minutes  secondsuntilPhilippines 1761804480  days  hours  minutes  secondsuntilTokyo, Japan 1762458600  days  hours  minutes  secondsuntilTaiwan

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Class IV Rapids- First Time on a Blowup Kayak

Labor Day weekend and no kid from Saturday to Monday. It’s nearly 90 degrees and a beautiful day, in which I pissed away most of cleaning my house among other mundane, domestic shit. By about 8 pm, I’m a mess but decide to go my spot and have a drink. I still have the kayak... Continue Reading →

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Day 14: Bon Voyage Motha F*******!!

Disaster Relief Deployment in Florida I spent the first 12 days working at a shelter with 2-20 people in it, depending on the day. It was at a recreation center in a nice neighborhood. Every night when I came in there were at least a hundred people (mostly kids) filling the basketball courts and/or in... Continue Reading →

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The Grand Canyon vs. Frontier Airlines

A stick figure fucking frontier

https://youtu.be/m4d8XGtp1E8?si=mAnogKmMWw2qzlMB PDX to LAS to The Grand Canyon My plane was supposed to leave 6/15 at 9:30 pm to Las Vegas, where I would rent a car and head off on a road trip to the Grand Canyon until the 18th. Thanks to the luxury airline, Frontier, I didn't leave until 4pm on 6/16. Hence... Continue Reading →

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Voting in Florida

I didn’t realize that we (Oregonians) are one of, if not the only state, that mails out ballots ahead of time. In Florida, you wait for hours in line… https://videopress.com/v/Rb9EJH1K?resizeToParent=true&cover=true&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=true Line at the Westley Chapel Recreation Center

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Portland to Paris to Egypt: Part 1 (March 18th, 2021)

You know the 1 pint-size Ziplock bag that you have to fit all your liquids in to get through security at the airport? People usually fill them with toiletries and such... I filled mine with Fireball.

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Red Cross Disaster Relief (Tampa, Florida) – Day 1 of 14

Hurricanes Helene (September 2024) made landfall as a Category 4 in Florida and made its's way to Tennessee, Georgia, and North Carolina. Helene’s high winds and flooding killed more than 230 people, making it the deadliest hurricane to strike the U.S. since Hurricane Maria ravaged Puerto Rico in 2017. Hurricane Milton (October 2024) also made landfall in Florida and caused record flooding and devastation... Continue Reading →

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Clash of The Retirees & The Working Class

I asked some local retirees if they had considered the strain they put on folks trying to commute to and from work. One senior replied, “Oh, that’s just fake news”.

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Red Cross Disaster Relief, Florida

"Pretty soon there was water pouring in from everywhere. Water was shooting out of the toilet. I couldn't even see the toilet. Everything was floating. I thought I was going to die..."

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A Trip to Idaho & A Conductors’ Surprise

We had made BFF’s with the Golden Girls and some old couple that were funnier than shit. By the time we got on the train, Chelsea thought she was British....

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Nevada/Arizona Road Trip

T-minus 7 days I randomly found a round-trip ticket to Vegas and back for $37 so that’s where I’m going in 7 days. Rented a SUV- $124/3 days The $37 does not even include a carry-on but luckily for me I use a very large purse lol and don’t need much to survive.

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Not many people could be me. Not because I’m so smart or extraordinary in any particular way, but because they would probably would have been committed by their twenties. I hear people complain about forgetting something or doing something stupid and the frustration in their voice always causes me to giggle inside. If only they... Continue Reading →

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Con-Expo, Las Vegas

Previously on "The Las Vegas Shit Show"... Before I begin, the reason it has taken me 9 months for the continuance of my post, Viva Las Vegas, is due mostly because the crazy funny shit I wanted to include was about my "boss", other coworkers, & my soon to be ex-boyfriend (also a coworker), and... Continue Reading →

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Paris and Egypt Trip: A Prequal

Work just finally died down and I’m suddenly thrown into the inevitable slow time the Construction Industry experiences every year. I’m fucking off at work, currently on Kayak, using their “Explore” feature. It’s actually pretty badass: you put in your airport and adjust filters to meet your needs and Voila!! It’s a huge map with... Continue Reading →

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Flying With A Firearm

This was my first time flying with a gun. It was surprisingly easy, but probably because I did a lot of research ahead of time. I will just give you the plane facts right now (no pun intended) of what you need to know, with no filler material!! ** Please note, this is my experience.... Continue Reading →

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Exploring the Wonders of Yellowstone: A Comprehensive Guide to Unforgettable Adventures in America’s First National Park (Yellowstone Is A Zoo. And We Are the Animals)

The Zoo Facility: $35 for a 7-Day Pass Sophisticated Aside Skip the Sophisticated Aside Allow me to embark upon this narrative with a dash of philosophical contemplation, if you will. Should you take but a moment to imbibe the profundity of this ostensibly unremarkable nugget of reality I recently encountered, it is quite plausible that... Continue Reading →

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1689357608  days  hours  minutes  secondsuntilFlight to Idaho Falls As usual (when I get this wild hair up my ass to kick rocks), I was trolling Kayak for a few days, trying to pick my next destination. Sadly, I was (am) kind of screwed in the sense I cannot leave the country: my second passport was... Continue Reading →

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Viva Las Vegas

Las Vegas: T Minus One Day Grand Theft Auto My plane boards at 5:40am on Thursday: it’s 4:30 am on Wednesday, and of course I haven’t packed. My plan was to go get a spray tan after work today, then pack. I finished getting ready, posted something about “24-hrs till Vegas”, then brought my purse,... Continue Reading →

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la photographie

i don't know if it was the traveling.... or just the life experiences.... but, I've acquired an appreciation for the beauty around us. It's actually become hard sometimes to remember to just enjoy it, rather than capture it...

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The Painted Hills, a Road Trip.

Any one of these cars could kill me. One sneeze, one text, one bad day… It's terrifying.Yet, jumping on the back of a Harley with a complete stranger, who just walked out of a bar, with no cell phone service, doesn’t even phase me.

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My First Solo Camping Trip: And How It Turned Me Into a Tweaker

Now I have been all over the world alone and never did I turn tweaker status like this. I didn't know if I was going to get ravaged by bears or hillbilly's but I knew one of them was going to get me!

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9 Things I Wish I knew Before Traveling To Belize – Helpful Travel Tips for First Time Visitors

IF YOU ARE GOING TO AN ISLAND, BRING YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE. That may sound silly or obvious at first thought, but I almost left mine because I obviously had to bring my passport. That should be good enough, right?  My initial thought was to keep at least one form of identification safe, in off chance... Continue Reading →

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In general, Belize is NOT cheaper than the US (for tourists). Taxi's, gas, and most booze, are actually more expensive. Gas was $7.50 USD when i was there. Lots of "wild" dogs in Belize City. The quotes are because I don't think they're actually wild. People just don't cage them like we do in the... Continue Reading →

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What To Bring To Belize & What To Leave At Home

When I'm searching for information, my biggest complaint is the crap I have to skim through to get to what I'm looking for - so Ill get right to the point...

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Portland to Paris to Egypt – Part II

Khan el-Khalili

RELATED POSTS: When I stepped in my room, I just stared for a moment. The I looked in the bathroom, Then, I opened the large double doors to the balcony. I had a flash of panic run over me all the sudden and I started laughing uncontrollably. Like cray-cray-possessed-bitch laughing…. “What the fuck am I... Continue Reading →

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Portland to Paris to Egypt: Part III (Getting to Know the Country)

March, 2021 https://youtu.be/dEfZkhV2K7s I’ve been in Egypt now for a couple days; ergo, I have used the bathroom here now- like numerous times and at a few different venues. Not once has there been TP. Ever. Before you start judging my ass (literally lol)….. I had luckily been well-prepared. However, it begs the question: why... Continue Reading →

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Lodging in San Ignacio, Belize City, and San Pedro, Belize. Also- Drugs & the Local Law Enforcement, etc…

I am a single mom (coparenting) and work two jobs: one full-time as a PM/Project Engineer for a construction company and one part-time waitressing. I do this [obviously] so I can take care of my kid, but also because I love traveling... and buying shit. Even with the two jobs however, it’s not like I’m... Continue Reading →

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Belize (Table of Contents)

This time around I'm taking a bit of a different approach, as far as telling my story goes... It can be daunting to try and cover everything I want, in a flowable manner; when my ADD-ass cant even carry-on a conversation about 1 topic for more than 30 seconds. SO -Throughout my trip I made... Continue Reading →

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