The Muddling of Shit Shows and Epic Adventures
Labor Day weekend and no kid from Saturday to Monday. It’s nearly 90 degrees and a beautiful day, in which I pissed away most of cleaning my house among other mundane, domestic shit. By about 8 pm, I’m a mess but decide to go my spot and have a drink. I still have the kayak... Continue Reading →
https://youtu.be/m4d8XGtp1E8?si=mAnogKmMWw2qzlMB PDX to LAS to The Grand Canyon My plane was supposed to leave 6/15 at 9:30 pm to Las Vegas, where I would rent a car and head off on a road trip to the Grand Canyon until the 18th. Thanks to the luxury airline, Frontier, I didn't leave until 4pm on 6/16. Hence... Continue Reading →
We had made BFF’s with the Golden Girls and some old couple that were funnier than shit. By the time we got on the train, Chelsea thought she was British....
T-minus 7 days I randomly found a round-trip ticket to Vegas and back for $37 so that’s where I’m going in 7 days. Rented a SUV- $124/3 days The $37 does not even include a carry-on but luckily for me I use a very large purse lol and don’t need much to survive.
F*** Fishing!
Previously on "The Las Vegas Shit Show"... Before I begin, the reason it has taken me 9 months for the continuance of my post, Viva Las Vegas, is due mostly because the crazy funny shit I wanted to include was about my "boss", other coworkers, & my soon to be ex-boyfriend (also a coworker), and... Continue Reading →
Any one of these cars could kill me. One sneeze, one text, one bad day… It's terrifying.Yet, jumping on the back of a Harley with a complete stranger, who just walked out of a bar, with no cell phone service, doesn’t even phase me.
Well, here's a problem I didn't expect....
One thing I am incredibly good at, is not learning from my mistakes.
Now I have been all over the world alone and never did I turn tweaker status like this. I didn't know if I was going to get ravaged by bears or hillbilly's but I knew one of them was going to get me!
I woke up at about 7 am, in my clothes, with my Alexa still blasting. I work at 8 and my commute is about 45 minutes.
At least 70% of the cars around you are driving 5 mph or more under the speed limit
It was my first trip to Hawaii... really it was my first trip anywhere that wasn't a hop, skip, jump, or Vegas, and I was still dating an ex of mine; an amazing human being (and probably the only one in the world that I feel guilty for being less than perfect to), yet -waaaayyyyy... Continue Reading →
Entertaining a 5-year-old boy for more than 5 minutes, who arguably has autism spectrum disorder (ASD), can be incredibly difficult to say the least. By arguably, I mean that he’s been diagnosed but I still think he’s mainly just ADHD like his mama. Apparently, symptoms of the two are very similar at this age. For... Continue Reading →
The pandemic has been rough on everyone and every industry (less prescription drug). The travel/hospitality industry has been one the hardest hit. Travel tanked in early 2020 as Covid cases rose and governments shut down. I personally know multiple people who have cancelled or postponed their vacations due to one reason or another but... Continue Reading →
My trip was nearing a close and I realized I hadn’t seen the Statue of Liberty yet. Surprisingly, I wasn’t too excited to do so and honestly would have rather gone to the United Nations Headquarters, but I knew I’d be pissed if I didn’t so I just jumped on a Subway first thing in... Continue Reading →
I was all cute, nose powdered and looking like a local in a cab and off to my next adventure by about 830am. Note: it’s about $50 -$100 every time I sat my ass in a cab. How did I do that being Broke AF, you ask? The curb app let me use PayPal,... Continue Reading →
I wake up and am dying. Like every time that I pledge to myself that I’m fucking getting up to get ready and not going to waste a day being hungover, I get about 5-10 minutes into movement and have to take a nap. I sit up.Take a nap.Find phone.Take a nap.Order food.Take a nap.Meet... Continue Reading →
Touching up my hair at about 12 am. Plane leaves in a few hours... I got about 3.5 hours of sleep last night. Have about a hundred dollars in my account. I’m supposed to get paid today (hasn’t showed up in account yet- damn credit unions!) and I just paid rent. So i have like... Continue Reading →
“Ladies, you can either stay here and catch another flight to Portland in 8 hours… or you can fly to Houston, Texas in 30 min. for an 8 hour layover there, then catch a flight back to Portland. Which would you like?” Tee and I look at each other, then I reply- “Well, I’ve never been to Texas”
Kayak Explore Tool I am passive non-aggressive. This means I am completely chill and content until I’m all the sudden in a state of complete discontent and must do something immediately. Sometimes Ill wake up one morning and hate my hair. Instead of waiting the week required to get in to a person that KNOWS... Continue Reading →
What happened to Tee, you ask? She apparently went inside to where our gate was originally supposed to be located, fell asleep, and woke up too late to figure out where the fuck she was going. She got a flight to PDX like an hour later. Note: neither one of us were sour about the... Continue Reading →
A Single White Female 