The Muddling of Shit Shows and Epic Adventures
You know the 1 pint-size Ziplock bag that you have to fit all your liquids in to get through security at the airport? People usually fill them with toiletries and such... I filled mine with Fireball.
T-minus 7 days I randomly found a round-trip ticket to Vegas and back for $37 so that’s where I’m going in 7 days. Rented a SUV- $124/3 days The $37 does not even include a carry-on but luckily for me I use a very large purse lol and don’t need much to survive.
Work just finally died down and I’m suddenly thrown into the inevitable slow time the Construction Industry experiences every year. I’m fucking off at work, currently on Kayak, using their “Explore” feature. It’s actually pretty badass: you put in your airport and adjust filters to meet your needs and Voila!! It’s a huge map with... Continue Reading →
Las Vegas: T Minus One Day Grand Theft Auto My plane boards at 5:40am on Thursday: it’s 4:30 am on Wednesday, and of course I haven’t packed. My plan was to go get a spray tan after work today, then pack. I finished getting ready, posted something about “24-hrs till Vegas”, then brought my purse,... Continue Reading →
Well, here's a problem I didn't expect....
One thing I am incredibly good at, is not learning from my mistakes.
SECRET BEACH. SAN PEDRO, BELIZE https://youtu.be/-NoRLTUDBSk
In general, Belize is NOT cheaper than the US (for tourists). Taxi's, gas, and most booze, are actually more expensive. Gas was $7.50 USD when i was there. Lots of "wild" dogs in Belize City. The quotes are because I don't think they're actually wild. People just don't cage them like we do in the... Continue Reading →
Apparently in Belize, its customary to woe a woman by making her shit her pants. Who would have thought?
RELATED POSTS: When I stepped in my room, I just stared for a moment. The I looked in the bathroom, Then, I opened the large double doors to the balcony. I had a flash of panic run over me all the sudden and I started laughing uncontrollably. Like cray-cray-possessed-bitch laughing…. “What the fuck am I... Continue Reading →
March, 2021 https://youtu.be/dEfZkhV2K7s I’ve been in Egypt now for a couple days; ergo, I have used the bathroom here now- like numerous times and at a few different venues. Not once has there been TP. Ever. Before you start judging my ass (literally lol)….. I had luckily been well-prepared. However, it begs the question: why... Continue Reading →
This time around I'm taking a bit of a different approach, as far as telling my story goes... It can be daunting to try and cover everything I want, in a flowable manner; when my ADD-ass cant even carry-on a conversation about 1 topic for more than 30 seconds. SO -Throughout my trip I made... Continue Reading →
Belize, May 2022
One day I’ll have a travel story that is not ghetto AF, until then though, here’s my trip to Cancun, Mexico. It was for my cousin’s wedding. They had decided to have it at The Dreams Riviera. An all-inclusive nice ass resort in Cancun, Mexico. This was back in October of 2014. A little Preface... Continue Reading →
It was my first trip to Hawaii... really it was my first trip anywhere that wasn't a hop, skip, jump, or Vegas, and I was still dating an ex of mine; an amazing human being (and probably the only one in the world that I feel guilty for being less than perfect to), yet -waaaayyyyy... Continue Reading →
I having been dreaming about my next shit show since the minute my broken-back-ass (not like the Mountain) made it back from NY. I’ve researched, soul-searched, and contemplated my budget…. Hahahahaha jk jk - that’s funny🤪 Anyways… I randomly booked my next trip today and I leave on April 30th! Where, might you ask?... Continue Reading →
The pandemic has been rough on everyone and every industry (less prescription drug). The travel/hospitality industry has been one the hardest hit. Travel tanked in early 2020 as Covid cases rose and governments shut down. I personally know multiple people who have cancelled or postponed their vacations due to one reason or another but... Continue Reading →
ALL PICTURES CAN BE FOUND HERE Packing **It’s fucking nippily there this time of year** I have to say, my packing skills have passed puberty and fully blossomed into a thing of genius. This is literally the first time I was on point (packing wise). 4 PAIR OF BLACK LEGGINGS 2 BLACK T-SHIRTS 2 WHITE... Continue Reading →
My trip was nearing a close and I realized I hadn’t seen the Statue of Liberty yet. Surprisingly, I wasn’t too excited to do so and honestly would have rather gone to the United Nations Headquarters, but I knew I’d be pissed if I didn’t so I just jumped on a Subway first thing in... Continue Reading →
I was all cute, nose powdered and looking like a local in a cab and off to my next adventure by about 830am. Note: it’s about $50 -$100 every time I sat my ass in a cab. How did I do that being Broke AF, you ask? The curb app let me use PayPal,... Continue Reading →
I wake up and am dying. Like every time that I pledge to myself that I’m fucking getting up to get ready and not going to waste a day being hungover, I get about 5-10 minutes into movement and have to take a nap. I sit up.Take a nap.Find phone.Take a nap.Order food.Take a nap.Meet... Continue Reading →
Touching up my hair at about 12 am. Plane leaves in a few hours... I got about 3.5 hours of sleep last night. Have about a hundred dollars in my account. I’m supposed to get paid today (hasn’t showed up in account yet- damn credit unions!) and I just paid rent. So i have like... Continue Reading →
..." Anyways, I needed to plug in my phone and change so I went back to my room and realized I had a message on my “What’s App” (which I had downloaded at Genevieve’s request when I was in Paris). It was from the Egyptian “TSA”, if you will… Of course I left it on... Continue Reading →
“Ladies, you can either stay here and catch another flight to Portland in 8 hours… or you can fly to Houston, Texas in 30 min. for an 8 hour layover there, then catch a flight back to Portland. Which would you like?” Tee and I look at each other, then I reply- “Well, I’ve never been to Texas”
Kayak Explore Tool I am passive non-aggressive. This means I am completely chill and content until I’m all the sudden in a state of complete discontent and must do something immediately. Sometimes Ill wake up one morning and hate my hair. Instead of waiting the week required to get in to a person that KNOWS... Continue Reading →
What happened to Tee, you ask? She apparently went inside to where our gate was originally supposed to be located, fell asleep, and woke up too late to figure out where the fuck she was going. She got a flight to PDX like an hour later. Note: neither one of us were sour about the... Continue Reading →
A Single White Female 