May, 2022
Traveling Abroad.
My run-down.
Pricing
WHAT
WHO
WHERE
$ USD
Flight
Portland, Oregon to Belize City, Belize
Roundtrip
$432.67 (incl. taxes+fees)
Rental Car Insurance
Allianz Global
via Budget Rent a Car
$26.00 (incl. taxes+fees)
Lodging (Airbnb)
1 Night
Belize City, Belize
$50.00 (incl. taxes+fees)
Lodging (Resort/B&B)
2 Nights
San Pedro, Belize
$450.00 (incl. taxes+fees)
Resources
Department of State and Embassy Registration Links
Traveler’s Insurance
Traveler’s Insurance Plan: Liaison Travel Plus – Cost: $16 for 6 days coverage.
All visitors to Belize must purchase Belize Travel Health Insurance. This indicates a link to an external site that may not follow the same accessibility or privacy policies as Alaska Airlines. By selecting a partner link you agree to share your data with these sites. The cost is $18 USD per person and covers a period of 21 days.
All unvaccinated travelers aged 5 and older must present negative test results from one of the following:
- A COVID-19 PCR test taken within 96 hours of travel
- An approved COVID-19 antigen test taken within 48 hours of travel
- A test taken upon arrival at BZE airport. Cost is $50 USD, payable in cash only.
UPDATE!

Trip Overview.
Leading up to my trip.
4/24/2022
Today is Sunday. I leave to Belize around midnight this Friday night and I currently have 2 car rental reservations and about 4 lodging reservations (ranging from 1 night to 4) and I honestly don’t remember where.
I don’t know how people “plan” vacations. Anytime I try to plan anything, it completely changes and I waste my money on reservations, etc… so I gave that up.
My only plan thus far, is to rent an SUV at the airport and start out by spending a night in the jungle, near Guatemala, a night in San Ignacio (potentially), then a couple/few days island hopping.
Of course I plan to stay at hostels, but I’m debating spending my last night at some super luxurious resort & spa – so that I can return in peace lol. We’ll see what happens!
4/28/22
I leave for Belize tomorrow at midnight.
- I have not packed
- I need to go get a spray tan
- get my nails done
- get 5 pounds of cat food out
- clean the litter box
- clean my house
- drag the chick-chicks to my neighbors so the cats don’t eat them
- book a PLACE TO STAY for 3 of the 5 days
- get a covid test
- PASS a covid test
- get a go-pro battery charger
- figure out how I’m getting to the airport
- go into Applebee’s and explain that I CANNOT WORK TOMORROW NIGHT
And I still have to work my day job and raise a kid.
I’m f*****.
4/30/22: Flew Frontier Airlines from Portland, OR –> Denver, CO –> Belize City, Belize
***Never using Frontier again for a flight over 1 hour**
4/30/2022 : Belize City, Belize –> San Ignacio, Belize
Transportation: SUV Rental
Lodging: Yellow Belly Backpackers Hostel
5/1/22: San Ignacio, Belize –> Belmopan, Belize –> Belize City, Belize
Transportation: SUV Rental
Lodging: Airbnb
5/2/22 through 5/3/22: Belize City –> San Pedro, Belize
Transportation: Flew Tropic Air to Island, then Golf Cart Rental
Lodging: DayDreamin Boutique Hotel
My Return Flights were through United. They’re are no Delta or Alaska, but felt like First Class after flying Frontier.

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